|This high-end look isn't hard to achieve|
This season, fashion should be as unflattering as possible.
Start with a pair of flesh-colored sandals that make your ankles appear thicker than they are. Team them up with shorts that accentuated the stumpy-ness of your legs and make your derriere look almost shapeless.
What to wear on top?
How about an Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt!
Add a knock-off handbag (have you seen what they're doing with Coach on Canal?) and you're ready for the runway