Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Get Ready For Fashion Week Part 2

This high-end look isn't hard to achieve

This season, fashion should be as unflattering as possible.

Start with a pair of flesh-colored sandals that make your ankles appear thicker than they are. Team them up with shorts that accentuated the stumpy-ness of your legs and make your derriere look almost shapeless.

What to wear on top?

How about an Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt!

Add a knock-off handbag (have you seen what they're doing with Coach on Canal?) and you're ready for the runway

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Get Ready for Fashion Week

Just because you're getting old and using a walker doesn't mean you have to give up having style.

What I really want to know is, does this woman have tennis balls in colors to match every outfit? Or does she wear pink most of the time? And does she have a pantsuit that matches the standard sickly green tennis balls?
And the most important question: Who was the first person to put tennis balls on the legs of a walker?